if pansexuals are dragons and transwomen are mermaids, then bisexuals are selkies. When we’re on land, we’re still selkies. When we’re in the water as seals we’re still selkies. We’re never humans and we’re never seals. We’re always just selkies.
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet
when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing
because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study
And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind
And then you cry.
I think I’m feeling better now. Got the worst of it out of my system, gave the alcohol time to do its job, and played with my kitty, so I’ve stopped hurting myself for now.
Please dear fucking gods let me die! I don’t want to kill myself, but I don’t want to live either, Let me fucking die!
I don’t know what you were expecting lma o